Chillaxing with Mr Tugglesnupps

2006-05-21T11:08:00.000-07:00

I made a friend and she is a female and she said that I have made he pregnant. Except that some of my other friends who made me take medication to stop me napping, they told me I was a "virgin" and when I looked that up on the internet it was very icky and when I asked my mummy, she just told me that it means I can not have babies yet, so I think the female friend is lying and I am not going to be a daddy anyway plus I am far too young I am not even prepubescent yet, I know this because it is why some of my friends who don't have a house say they like me so much. I wish they would not touch me in some of the places they do but they say it will make me grow up quicker, so maybe it will mean I can have a baby sooner yay!

Yay I am back to my old friends now they are lovely!

2006-05-03T05:17:00.000-07:00

They make me food and they give me cuddles and snuggles and they love me and I love them! And more friends are going to visit me from a different country that I sometimes visit and they are going to give me snuggles and cuddles too! And we are going to go to the pub and I will have an orange juice but I think they will be drinking alcoholic things that make you drunk!!! It will be fun we will all have lovely time and hopefully later on we will get to eat custard! But that is not for a while yet, until then I have to try and be a good boy so that mummy gives me treats.

2006-04-18T04:33:00.000-07:00

I have stopped talking to my new friends because I thought that they were making me do bad things it was not very nice I hope that one day I can be their friends again, but for now I need more new friends until I am all grown up.

My friends gave me some medication so that I would stop napping after lunch.

2006-04-04T07:36:00.000-07:00

It stopped me sleeping all night and now I feel funny it is not very nice I will not take their medication any more they laughed at me and now they probably hate me because I don't like their medication and I can't remember what happened from about 3:30 to about 6:45 so I might have been rude or nasty it is very annoying. I am going to go to bed and think about how I can get new friends because these ones will hate me, everyone will hate me I am a terrible creature.

My Homies.

2006-03-30T07:07:00.000-08:00

I be ridin' wit da wicked cool crew, we be well krunk yay! We be pimpin and ridin and blastin yo biatches wicked hehe it is so cool yay! I love my new friends they are great!

I went to a house warming party with my wicked cool friends!

2006-03-26T10:43:00.000-08:00

Benny M gave me a bacardi breezer and I can't remember much after that! I woke up on a sofa with a big head ache it was horrid but I had a great time I made loads of new friends they said they were dealers so I think most of them work in a casino yay I might get to gamble for fun! Yay!

My new friends!

2006-03-19T08:45:00.000-08:00

I met some new-ass friends in a "skate-park" and they are well cool, they do wicked tricks and they let me hang with them. One of them has a car with a big plasticy bit at the back and blue christmas lights underneath so that when it is dark you can see him driving along all blue and wicked cool! He also has music in it but it is so loud it makes my ears hurt but they are my new friends! Yay! I am going to buy some trainers!

Oh no!

2006-03-14T08:07:00.000-08:00

I was all ready to move in with my friends but they said they don't want me to live with them any more :( My mummy is letting me stay at her house again though so that is okay yay! I hope that my friends will still let me be their friends even though they don't want me to live with them. They are all so lovely.

I have been looking for my new house

2006-03-13T09:27:00.000-08:00

I have found a house and I am going to live away from my mummy and I am going to have my own bed and I am going to live near to the sweet shop! Yay! It is going to be so much fun. I am moving in with some people I made friends with when I went to the museum once and they showed me the dinosaur bones and they told me the bones were very very old. The house has a kitchen and a bathroom and bedrooms enough bedrooms that we all get our own room! That is very cool, my friends said I could have the room at the front of the house it is small but I can see over the train line and the roads and I can see all the people walking around from my room and I have a cupboard for all my clothes. We are going to have a house warming party I am going to invite my mummy but my friends said she might not like the party because of loud music and lots of people. But I will like it because I like to dance and I can make lots of new friends yay!

It is my first anniversary!

2006-03-05T14:10:00.000-08:00

It has been exactly one year since I made my first friend, today, and I have been drinking hot cocoa all afternoon and my mummy let me stay up late but I am going to bed now because I have had a long day celebrating, this morning we had cake and I wore a party hat it was pointy and had a fluffy bit at the end and my mummy said I looked lovely and I was happy. And I made two new friends today, one in a shop and one in a field yay!

I am so happy!

2006-03-04T06:08:00.000-08:00

It is great to be so happy, I wish everyone was as happy as me! Or happier! It is that the world is a wonderful place to live in and there are many wonderments everywhere, like the trees and the sky and the clouds and a rainbow and the sea and people, people are my favourite. I like people to be my friend, and when they are I am happy! And I have lots of friends I think so yay! Isn't the world and everything in it great! Thank you God! Hooray!

Today I ate lots of custard!

2006-03-03T10:45:00.000-08:00

I like custard! Do you like custard? It is lovely and gloopy, but I do not like the skin that it has when it cools down and it is like a japanese person's skin but my mummy told me off when I said that to her. I must have eaten more custard than anyone else in the world today teehee! I love custard so much, I sometimes think I am the custard king! I wonder if there is a guinness book of records record for most custard eaten? I bet I would win! I love custard but I also love all of you yay!

This is a game that I like

2006-03-02T10:30:00.000-08:00

you have to pick up the pieces and put them back down so that the colours match and there has to be four of the same pieces touching so that the piececs dissapear. You have to hurry there is not much time and the blocks come down from the sky! Especially if you get past the third level which I did, it gets difficult but don't worry it is fun!
http://www.sobicsschool.com/fun/fun_game2.swf

Today it is sunny!

2006-03-02T05:24:00.000-08:00

The snow has all gone which is sad because my fortress has almost all melted away but I like the sun it is warm on my face and on my chest although there is a chilly breeze that makes me shivver.
I watched the football last night it was great we won we are great! I like the tall person he looks funny hahaha he is all floppy armed and gangle legged! But at least he scored yay! I want to be a footballer now so that I can play for my country and make everyone proud and cheer it looks like lots of fun I am going to get a football from the shop along the road and I am going to practice every day I will be great! And I will make friends because people will see me playing football and join in I know they will because they say that football is the international language yay!
Today though I am going to go for a walk and whistle as I walk and say hello to lots of people again and hopefully some of them will say hello back! And then I can make some new friends!
Yay I hope you all enjoy my blog I love you you are great! Yay!

Welcome to my blog!

2006-03-01T07:50:00.000-08:00

Yay this is super happy, today I played out in the snowing weather it was great I made a snow castle, but one of the Nasty Boys came and knocked it down :(
But I made another one so it was okay, except that they came and knocked it down again :( but then I made another one and they did not knock it down because I think they had gone in for their lunch so I could sit in my snow castle for ages and it was lovely in there and I played for ages until it was time for my lunch, I had a sandwich with cheese and pickle and the bread was a bit soggy but I did not mind because it was yummy! yay!
Tommorow I am going to go on a toboggan down a hill if there is still snow but today I am just going to wrap up in a blanket with a nice cup of hot chocolate yay!
You are all great please keep reading I will be updating all the time!!!!
I love you!!!!!11