Chillaxing with Mr Tugglesnupps

I made a friend and she is a female and she said that I have made he pregnant. Except that some of my other friends who made me take medication to stop me napping, they told me I was a "virgin" and when I looked that up on the internet it was very icky and when I asked my mummy, she just told me that it means I can not have babies yet, so I think the female friend is lying and I am not going to be a daddy anyway plus I am far too young I am not even prepubescent yet, I know this because it is why some of my friends who don't have a house say they like me so much. I wish they would not touch me in some of the places they do but they say it will make me grow up quicker, so maybe it will mean I can have a baby sooner yay!

posted by Tugglesnupps @ 11:08 AM 0 comments

Yay I am back to my old friends now they are lovely!

They make me food and they give me cuddles and snuggles and they love me and I love them! And more friends are going to visit me from a different country that I sometimes visit and they are going to give me snuggles and cuddles too! And we are going to go to the pub and I will have an orange juice but I think they will be drinking alcoholic things that make you drunk!!! It will be fun we will all have lovely time and hopefully later on we will get to eat custard! But that is not for a while yet, until then I have to try and be a good boy so that mummy gives me treats.

posted by Tugglesnupps @ 5:17 AM 0 comments

I have stopped talking to my new friends because I thought that they were making me do bad things it was not very nice I hope that one day I can be their friends again, but for now I need more new friends until I am all grown up.

posted by Tugglesnupps @ 4:33 AM 0 comments

My friends gave me some medication so that I would stop napping after lunch.

It stopped me sleeping all night and now I feel funny it is not very nice I will not take their medication any more they laughed at me and now they probably hate me because I don't like their medication and I can't remember what happened from about 3:30 to about 6:45 so I might have been rude or nasty it is very annoying. I am going to go to bed and think about how I can get new friends because these ones will hate me, everyone will hate me I am a terrible creature.

posted by Tugglesnupps @ 7:36 AM 1 comments

My Homies.

I be ridin' wit da wicked cool crew, we be well krunk yay! We be pimpin and ridin and blastin yo biatches wicked hehe it is so cool yay! I love my new friends they are great!

posted by Tugglesnupps @ 7:07 AM 0 comments

I went to a house warming party with my wicked cool friends!

Benny M gave me a bacardi breezer and I can't remember much after that! I woke up on a sofa with a big head ache it was horrid but I had a great time I made loads of new friends they said they were dealers so I think most of them work in a casino yay I might get to gamble for fun! Yay!

posted by Tugglesnupps @ 10:43 AM 0 comments

My new friends!

I met some new-ass friends in a "skate-park" and they are well cool, they do wicked tricks and they let me hang with them. One of them has a car with a big plasticy bit at the back and blue christmas lights underneath so that when it is dark you can see him driving along all blue and wicked cool! He also has music in it but it is so loud it makes my ears hurt but they are my new friends! Yay! I am going to buy some trainers!

posted by Tugglesnupps @ 8:45 AM 0 comments